little_hermy's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 29% Politically Correct!)
|Started : 31st December 2005 08:14:10 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 07:56:51 AM
|Alco Money! : $ 248
Guests of Honourablueskier
is a foul Fundementalist Christian and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. ablueskier
decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.i_introduce_me
is a damnable Fundementalist Christian. i_introduce_me
decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.tokyosnow
is a hateful Fundementalist Christian who deliberately wastes police time during natural disasters. tokyosnow
decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.toriaroo
is a jovial Hindu and a main-stay at their local bar. toriaroo
drank 15 Absinthes.little_hermy
is a demonic Taoist. little_hermy
drank 2 Stouts.cowonapogostick
is a glum Muslim as well as a part-time heavy drinker. cowonapogostick
drank 5 Pulques, 2 Aligator Bites, 3 Lagers, 2 Kahluas, 1 Poteen.ladybrannon
is a bouncy Atheist and a main-stay at their local bar. ladybrannon
drank 3 Cognacs, 11 Kahluas.alinora
is a neurotic Liberal Christian. alinora
decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.spider_man05
is a spiteful Fundementalist Christian and a rather poor excuse for a drinker who partakes in cock-fighting just for the craic. spider_man05
decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.silja_ak
is a repulsive Muslim and an all around space cadet who's mind has been destroyed by beer over the years who constantly reprimands children for typos on internet forums. silja_ak
drank 17 Gins.
By morning little_hermy's cat had been dyed a unique vomity shade. Oh debauchery! How you have soiled little_hermy's kitty!
'Look Godchild, I've had enough of your bollocks. It's time to meet your maker!' mumbled ladybrannon before they began bludgening i_introduce_me to several yards from death with little_hermy's mother's ironing board.'
OMG, who would have THUNK it? It seems as though i_introduce_me and cowonapogostick have finally made their feelings known for each other and in style!
According to the AA's best estimates it will be 6 months before silja_ak is sober enough to drive again.
little_hermy and i_introduce_me were on the edge of a punch-up after i_introduce_me called little_hermy a balding greasy bastard with hungry head lice!
silja_ak declared war on the kitchen fridge after a mild psychotic episode led the back to the day were they trapped their
gonads in the door. Just to rub it in cowonapogostick simulated intercourse with the cooler. Before trapping their own gonads in the same way!
toriaroo began a lively debate about the work of shakespare with a door before falling unconscious in a heap
of their own shit.